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Almost Nowhere Here Is Actually Flat.
Wear it on a switchback county road or when someone says they want to buy a flat lot here.
For West Virginia people who've never parked on flat ground.
Made to order, ships US.
Free shipping on orders over $75.
- Made to order with Printful
- Processed in 3–7 business days
- Delivered in about 5–10 business days after it ships (US)
- No returns for size or change of mind
- Defects: email hello@kreativhoodies.com within 30 days
- Free shipping on orders over $75 (US)